Hey there readers! Hope life has been rosy with all - with the Valentine week that passed by. That leaves us with a waning February, ushering with it the spring (but that's somehow not visible anywhere else in the city, but the Cubbon park-ish areas).Apart from that little irrelevant update, here's another - Wink writers are at their desks, for a change. They leave you this time with Dubare on Wanderlust, Spinning stories at the Funny Side Up and Chandni Chowk at the "grub" column.
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Sunday, February 22, 2009
Wine, Dine and Dance - Chandi Chowk
(We hear this is our most popular section! I tell you, the world is full of foodies!)
The weekend came and I went looking for a place to dine. Had heard that Koramangala had a couple of “must-see” places and so I decided that I must see them. Drove around the place looking for a place so that parking wasn’t too much of a trouble. Went past the National Games Village and saw a brightly lit “Chandni Chowk”. A dhaba! One never sees dhabas in the middle of civilization I thought. Parking space was ample. So we parked easily and went in. The interiors were a huge surprise. All colourful and festive. We walked on gravel, treading cautiously to see that no uneven stone from the lot stabbed you on the heel. The seats were made of huge stone blocks covered with cushion (thank god for that!). The curtains were semi-transparent and were multi-coloured. Sequin work could be found everywhere. The walls were covered with pictures of the most popular stars from Bollywood. On look at the menu and you’d definitely see the Punjabi influence. There was “Beer-sheer” and “Wine-shine” for you to drink. “Lassi-vassi” was definitely good. I also had a large of “Vodka-shodka”. The starters had a lot of tasty panner, spicy and definitely to my liking, For the main course, we had an assorted roti basket with 6 rotis. And handi o go with it. The dal too tasted good. We were stuffed by then and decided to give a miss to the desserts which had a couple of Bengali sweets. Surprisingly there was no Gulab jamoon on the menu and when I asked the waiter he said there was! The waiters there are not too sure what’s on offer. It turned out that there was no Gulab jamoon after all.
The weekend came and I went looking for a place to dine. Had heard that Koramangala had a couple of “must-see” places and so I decided that I must see them. Drove around the place looking for a place so that parking wasn’t too much of a trouble. Went past the National Games Village and saw a brightly lit “Chandni Chowk”. A dhaba! One never sees dhabas in the middle of civilization I thought. Parking space was ample. So we parked easily and went in. The interiors were a huge surprise. All colourful and festive. We walked on gravel, treading cautiously to see that no uneven stone from the lot stabbed you on the heel. The seats were made of huge stone blocks covered with cushion (thank god for that!). The curtains were semi-transparent and were multi-coloured. Sequin work could be found everywhere. The walls were covered with pictures of the most popular stars from Bollywood. On look at the menu and you’d definitely see the Punjabi influence. There was “Beer-sheer” and “Wine-shine” for you to drink. “Lassi-vassi” was definitely good. I also had a large of “Vodka-shodka”. The starters had a lot of tasty panner, spicy and definitely to my liking, For the main course, we had an assorted roti basket with 6 rotis. And handi o go with it. The dal too tasted good. We were stuffed by then and decided to give a miss to the desserts which had a couple of Bengali sweets. Surprisingly there was no Gulab jamoon on the menu and when I asked the waiter he said there was! The waiters there are not too sure what’s on offer. It turned out that there was no Gulab jamoon after all.
Funny Side Up - Spinning tales...Talking Stories
There are million stories floating in the air. If one blinks, one misses a story. They gently move about – floating, sensing, feeling and sniffing for more stories. “Once upon a time, there lived a clerk. He woke up and never went to work” Stories pick up these lives, record them, write them down and replay them in the night. Sometimes I wonder if my story is being written down, taped for use later – when a little child refuses to eat without the accompaniment of a story.
The most interesting real life stories I have heard have been in the form of gossip over dinner table, when garrulous aunts talk their hearts out. How would you like to follow up on the cousin's neighbor who went out mysteriously in the nights, after dinner? On further investigation, the story turned a little lame – the neighbor went out to eat “paan” at the faraway “paan” store. How about the uncle who was a part of the army – and has been “out-there” and eaten snakes, out of sheer hunger (this is said in pride of course)? How about the valiant robbery that the grandmother prevented, by keeping jaggery at the door? (Oh, this one is a masterpiece)
But then, I have also seen some stories brew right in front of me. Poor Renuka, giving me a vehement “I don't like that guy”, poor mom calling to find out where her son is, poor son hating “upma” on breakfast bar! Phew! Poor street dogs menacing poor street cat, poor spider, poor fly. How about the story where the householder waits for “painters” to come in early, so she can rush to work?
But then, I have read that many more stories. Every three hours a writer is born somewhere, trying to force a story down someone's throat. The murders, the gory details of a war, the “flip side” to everything, the tale of a midget and a mouse, its the never ending list. Most often, the more unsaid the story, the better its told. A twinkle in someone's eye, a tear, a halo over someone's head, the sparks that fly – makes some interesting read.
And one starry night, when there is no one talking, one can look up at the sky – and one will know, that there a million stories, and then some more.
The most interesting real life stories I have heard have been in the form of gossip over dinner table, when garrulous aunts talk their hearts out. How would you like to follow up on the cousin's neighbor who went out mysteriously in the nights, after dinner? On further investigation, the story turned a little lame – the neighbor went out to eat “paan” at the faraway “paan” store. How about the uncle who was a part of the army – and has been “out-there” and eaten snakes, out of sheer hunger (this is said in pride of course)? How about the valiant robbery that the grandmother prevented, by keeping jaggery at the door? (Oh, this one is a masterpiece)
But then, I have also seen some stories brew right in front of me. Poor Renuka, giving me a vehement “I don't like that guy”, poor mom calling to find out where her son is, poor son hating “upma” on breakfast bar! Phew! Poor street dogs menacing poor street cat, poor spider, poor fly. How about the story where the householder waits for “painters” to come in early, so she can rush to work?
But then, I have read that many more stories. Every three hours a writer is born somewhere, trying to force a story down someone's throat. The murders, the gory details of a war, the “flip side” to everything, the tale of a midget and a mouse, its the never ending list. Most often, the more unsaid the story, the better its told. A twinkle in someone's eye, a tear, a halo over someone's head, the sparks that fly – makes some interesting read.
And one starry night, when there is no one talking, one can look up at the sky – and one will know, that there a million stories, and then some more.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Wanderlust - Elephant camp at Dubare
Not many have heard of this place called "Dubare". Cradled in a secluded place in coorg. I got there by car. Quite some drive that was! Left early morning from Bangalore, had breakfast at Kamat on Mysore road and drove on... On and on... (6 hours on the road makes you say "On and on..." Phew!! And I wasn't even driving!) Once you reach coorg, you better be on the look out for that sign that says "Dubare. Go this Way--->", or you could spend a lot of time in coorg just looking for the place. We had booked cottages from Bangalore. The Jungle resorts' office on M G Road above the good ol' Indian Coffee House does all the work you need to assure you a great holiday. Once you get there you have to give a call to the agent there, who gets you a motor boat and takes you across the stream to your cottage. The cottages there are fantabulous. They really are. They look chic, well-equipped and are awfully comfortable. You go to the main hall for food, which was good too. Then we went to a game drive. Saw a lot of elephants and lot more of thier droppings. At 10, there was camp fire. Dancing around it, is what you are expected to do. At 12, it was black out. The next day was interaction session with the elephants. You get introduced to them, and later choose to bathe and feed them and can sit on its back for a joy ride(at your own risk actually, because our guide was given a couple of blows by a young one that was a li'l camera-shy). We left the place exactly 24 hours from the arrival time. We were taken back to our car by he same motor boat. The chap guiding the boat did a couple of stunts with it and we hopped around in the vessel for a bit till we reached the detination. Bangalore had to be reached. As I left, I decided that I'd go back to that place. As I write this in the car on the busy streets on Bangalore, I cannot but hope that that day would come soon. It sure was a "Bon Voyage".
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